In which Loki takes advantage of Thor’s rage and conquers Midgard.
Posts tagged "Avengers"
“Tony: I am the God of Thunder, I fuck Loki now!
Steve: *facepalm*
Loki: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?”
Mob!AU
In which Tony is kidnapped by a rival mob
He could probably escape on his own but annoying the kidnapper and making mob-boss!Steve do the hard work seems like much more fun
I’ve never wanted anything this much. Ya’ll, I have a birthday coming up. Get to work.
THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.
DO WANT
(via sordidcrayons)
the avengers | harry potter au
(disclaimer: that has nothing to do with Harry Potter himself)Steve is a Muggleborn wizard who left the wizarding world after finishing his NEWTs in order to fulfill a promise to his family. Bruce is a professor in Defence Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts with a monstrous secret. Natasha, a Ministry spy, has a past, and it’s not a pretty one. Clint is an Auror who finds himself neck-deep in trouble when he uncovers a conspiracy against the Ministry. Tony is a rich and eccentric tinkerer who finds himself drawn to dabbling in the Dark Arts. Thor and his brother Loki are both descendants of a noble pureblooded family. The uneasy truce between the brothers is broken when Thor discovers that Loki has returned to his Death Eater ways.
(via lovingbuckybarnes)
CAPTAIN AMERICA AS SLEEPING BEAUTY OMG.
^
TONY AS KUZCO
You do not understand how perfect this is.
TONY IS A DISNEY PRINCESS WITH A GROOVE THIS IS BEST
(via scienceyeah)
