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I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.

Neil Gaiman, flawless human being (via worldwarlove)

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05/5/13

theonion:

Study: Majority Of Americans Not Informed Enough To Stereotype Chechens

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04/19/13

HIS NAMETAG

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02/16/13

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11/25/12

Things I would like to see Holmes introduce Joan as, knowing she has to play along:

raptorific:

“My agent”

“My personal beat-box”

“My anger translator”

“Robin”

“My great-granddaughter from the future”

“My manservant who has been instructed to unexpectedly attack me at random times to keep my self-defense skills sharp and fresh”

“My personal psychic”

“My platonic life partner”

“My adoptive mother”

“My personal water bottle carrier”

“You can see her too?!”

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11/21/12

Ambiguous Lucidity: heylittlered: andr3wdost: nathanieljosephruess: herfunnyvideos:...

heylittlered:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER…

11/1/12

saucefactory:

I’m relieved to know he shares my priorities.

Actual best person ever.

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10/31/12

yveinthesky:

lingster-german:

shahirzag:

Bitte.

Hahaha. Bitte is really a versatile German word.

Your forgot BITTE! for “Please move your car out of the way… BITTE! >( ” or “Here take the fucking money and leave BITTE!”

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10/21/12

internetkatze:

ivynajspyder:

brashblacknonbeliever:

confuzzeldmind:

bellisadinosaur:

shortformblog:

OK, who’s the smart aleck that registered this site? (Click the link to see what we mean.)

This is amazing.

You glorious motherfuckers.

Oh shit, this is so beautiful!

I’m dying help

this is beautiful omfg

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10/18/12

thelesbianguide:

howtobebreefordummies:

How lesbians signal for other lesbians.

if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it. (I’ve always wanted to work for some sort of Animal Planet/Discover Channel sort of thing… I think I’ve finally found my angle.) - Lezzy Lovegood

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10/18/12

AllHisMen

Study: Majority Of Americans Not Informed Enough To Stereotype Chechens

Things I would like to see Holmes introduce Joan as, knowing she has to play along:

My Art

My Vids

Talk To Me